We were standing in line at Sam's today for an inordinately long period of time when the lady behind me drew my attention to Ilse by saying, "She just spit up everywhere!"
I looked at Ilse and thought, "Oh great. This always happens in a store!" But then I couldn't find the 'spit up.' I concluded that the minuscule (dime sized) amount of white on Ilse's bib was, by the lady's definition, 'spit up everywhere!'
I got a good chuckle out of that. If only she knew!