Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Joseph says:

Mommy? When a lion comes in, we will tell daddy, and he will get dressed like a cowboy and shoot it! No, actually, I will shoot it myself. I will get out of my bed, get dressed like a cowboy, get my gun and shoot it! I will shoot it for Chris; I will let him be sleeping because he is still sleeping.

Me, ignoring the incredible improbability that a lion would be in our house: Can't you shoot the lion while you are naked? (because, really, if there were a lion in your house would you wait to shoot it until you'd gotten dressed like a cowboy?)

Joey: No, because I wouldn't want it to bite me while I was naked.

Me: Oh.




Now THAT is logic for you.

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