I did not wake up briefly at 8 this morning and hope my husband wouldn't be able to find a sub job for today. I did not go back to sleep until 10:30am. I did not then get up, eat Cheerios, do a very few token things, and go back to bed at 1:30pm. Then, I absolutely most certainly did not sleep until 5pm.
And, without a doubt, I do not plan to go back to bed as soon as possible.
Nope. Not me.