Mommy slaves over the meal. Four delicious plates of nachos, specially tailored to each individual in the family adorn the table.
Then Joey says, "Thank you for the food, Daddy."
Daddy: "You're welcome, Joey."
Mommy sits in disbelief. ?!?
"Tim, you just took that like it was your due!"
Tim: "Well, we already thanked God!"
Tim: "Oh..........." Tim's uproarious laughter.
"I was thinking about how I BOUGHT the food! Joey, you need to tell MOMMY thank you."
Me: "Thanks a lot, love." :)