I've been after Joey and after Joey to say 'Excuse me' when he farts, even it it's silent. I keep tellin' him: say 'excuse me' so everyone knows not to breathe it in!
Well, he apparently learned. Just now he gleefully said, "Excuse me! I farted!"
And I said, "Thank you! 'Cause nobody wants to breathe that in!"
Joey just laughed, and Tim said, "Just because you say excuse me doesn't mean you should go around farting all the time, though."
But Joey, ever logical, says, "I fart a lot!"
We died laughing.