We were trying to work on the catechism during bathtime tonight, and I had come to the question of "What is God?"
The answer is "God is a spirit; He doesn't have a body like men."
Then I heard Joey mulling it over under his breath. "No butt."
I say, "What?" And again Joey says, "I say, no butt."
"God not have no butt like men."
Well, I couldn't argue with him on that one! His theology was spot on, considering the passage about Elijah taking on Baal's prophets.